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I won this painting last year at a lecture about the Antichrist. At the lecture i bought a book that shows you, on the very 1st page, who the Antichrist is. The book has only about 3 pages. If you wish, i can email you a link to that book.
The problem is this: ever since i got the painting with the book, every night at around 2:00am when i'm sleeping, i hear a little girl calling me from my living room...she's calling me to help her...i am always too afraid to go down stairs to see who she is.
A woman from Haiti told me that it's the painting. That i should not destroy it. That i should give it away.
So if you really think that you want this oil painting....just contact me....
Franz
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hey now...
ReplyDeletemaybe it's time you got up off your sleepy bean 2am rem/state & just go to help the girl out, no :> ?
pablo likely just needs a little help with her color palette &/or upward stroke/nothing a little ungodly hour'd encouragement can't help realign?
c'mon... geddiyup cowpoke!
or it'll be a quick 'best of' tick tack toe, or maybe watch some porn [xxx?> a hidden sensual agenda; i'll leave u 2 decide what that means]
at any rate, before you've even had a chance to waylay the ghost or hoist the 'painting' on some unsuspecting nightowl, you'll have bonded and
both hava quick cuppa tea, throttle the rooster, toss the pumpkin back in the ol' patch and get some shut eye... case closed! no? wait, the SUN i forgot about the BURNING ORB OF DOOM AAAAHAHHHHH!
[writer's fingers scorched for internet teasery]
Son of The True AntiChrist
Time of writing
Just Aft 2AM E.S.T.
Hi! Is the painting still available?
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